Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023

I didn't sign up for this!

A universal saying for not getting what one wants, usually said by a cowardice.

(after moving in with a new roommate)

D: I want a new roommate not a third boyfriend! I didn't sign up for this!

Jack: Okay chill out queer-bait.

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo December 7, 2010

Didn't sign up for this

Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.

Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Sign me up for that Booty Duty

A term meaning that you wanna have sex with a girl with a big ass.

Girl walks by with a big ass.One Nigga turns to another and says "Sign me up for that Booty Duty"! Usually followed by a shimmy to show how impressive that ass was.

by CAHend March 24, 2009

throw up your sign

makin a letter or sign wit your fingers, lettin people know wat crew you wit

cripsz would put up 2 C'sz

Bloodsz would put up a b

People from Atlanta would make a A

"throw up your sign, the bloods are comin."

"put your two c'sz up"

"peace up, A town down"

by LocMamii April 25, 2006

throw up your sign

To represent your gang by throwing up (waving around) your fingers and hands in awkward positions which look like shitty shadow puppets. and usually waving them fast enough to lift the 'thrower" into the fuckin' air. usually done before or after a drive-by and the victim has been wasted. in other words a sign of fucking showing your a fuck off.

one could also permanently put there hands into a "sign" posistion by slamming a hammer into them repeatedly, once one hand is smashed, get a good friend or homie to smash the other. BOOYAH!

That foo' jus' threw up his sign. Cap his ass!

by Eric January 13, 2005

throwing up the peace sign

naked lady with her legs in the air.

i am at home and want you to come over and i am naked and throwing up the peace sign for you.

by cariden April 22, 2018