shazoozer

A loser who tries to secretly use the Shazam iPhone app in the hopes of looking "in the know" in certain musical social encounters. This person will hide their phone behind their back until the song is retrieved, and then try to make a comment about how they have been down with the artist's work for years.

That shazoozer couldn't even name the Red Hot Chili Peppers song without cheating on his phone.

by Dr Trotter December 19, 2008

shazoomafoob

a word to express a strong sense of excitement

damn guy! that dude got messed up! shazoomafoob!

by e-gorethegreat July 13, 2010

Shazoo’d

Getting hit in ur Dx so fukn hard that ur kid ur not a father to that lives with ur junkie ex, feels it harder than he feels ur lack of child support.

Arthur was almost a deec guy, till he thought he was slick and I shazoo’d his worthless ass. Aye o.

by Fubihtalkshittomyface October 20, 2022

Shwazooki

Of,or relating to a case or bag;to protect or hide an object

It can be a verb or noun:

Verb:
"Joe shwazookied past security trying to protect the bag."

Noun:
"Dad told John to put the laptop in the shwazooki."

by Joshua Cheney December 17, 2008

Shazoouckh

It means 'Fuck you'.

-Hey girl, can I tap that?
-Oh please, Shazoouckh
-Forget you, girl, you ain't that fine anyways.

by CrazyDude928 November 7, 2009

Shazoop

Shazoop is a combination of Shazam, and Shoop. Shazam, by definition, is "Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.". Combined with the power of the shoop ("to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth"), you get the even more mighty Shazoop.

Hey Josh! I shazooped Jessie so bad! I hit him in the sac with a lamp and then put my ball sweat all over his mouth.

by Adam Moore July 24, 2008

swazoo

a storage place for pipe

go to the swazoo and get sum pipe

by dirty potato January 14, 2009