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Shazoop is a combination of Shazam, and Shoop. Shazam, by definition, is "Exclamatory phrase used when striking an unsuspecting victim in the genitalia with a foreign apparatus such as a back scratcher or a crow bar.". Combined with the power of the shoop ("to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth"), you get the even more mighty Shazoop.
Hey Josh! I shazooped Jessie so bad! I hit him in the sac with a lamp and then put my ball sweat all over his mouth.
Shazoop by Adam Moore July 24, 2008
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Brian: Where are we?

Cow: Shazoo!

Stewie: Looks like we're in Europe
Shazoo by theomastix December 19, 2011

Shapoopie 

From the song, "Shapoopie," as seen in "The Music Man," a play about a man from Gary, Indiana who makes a boys band in Iowa and falls in love with a librarian.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, the girl that's hard to get.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, but you can win her yet.

shadoopwoop 

The action of throwing poop at some one in a whimsical manner.
I shadoopwooped him so hard
shadoopwoop by Russo Guy October 12, 2019
The sound that a cow most certainly does not make.
"The cow says, 'SHAZOO!'" "...it most certainly does not!"
Shazoo by grimgrim April 15, 2010
When you've SHARTed, and then when you get out of the bathroom you have to immediately POOP.
Mommy sharooped while cooking, so I didn't eat her food for 1 week.
sharoop by UcladudeJon December 5, 2019
A secret language; an expression when you slap a tricky bitch.
If that hoe Keisha keep talking shit she gone get that shaboop.
shaboop by CARELESSTRIIHOE March 8, 2018