"Why don't you go into the kitchen,and open the fridge. Look in the back, all the way back. There's a can of soda, cold chillin'. I want you to reach back there and take it. Open it up and take a nice long drink. MMM, was good, wasn't it? Now i want you to look at the can and make sure its a twelve ounce can, of Shut The Fuck Up.
by TinyMike July 02, 2005
A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.
Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 12, 2021
by bigbadbitch123 October 12, 2016
Exclamation of strong feeling, especially when your children will not stop asking incessant questions or your spouse does not know when to be quiet.
That's enough kids, shut the fuck up! Yes, I understand your job is stressful, so is mine, shut the fuck up!
by sumpnspecl September 23, 2009
the average-basic fifth grader "shut up", turns into a upgraded version normally to do with someone being very annoying or talking shit.
by the grand warlock March 18, 2011
you should try it
by stoptalking.shutup August 04, 2021
A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.
Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito
Me: Shut the fuck up
Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito
Me: Shut the fuck up
Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2021