shrowing up

shitting and throwing up at the same time

shelbert: omg what is going on in there?!?
chloe: don’t come in here, im shrowing up!

by clurrrrrrrkurtnurrr November 16, 2022

Shelfing

Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.

I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.

by Saturninus October 31, 2011

Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.

"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"

by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

by Dulced November 2, 2023

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

shrodinger's rizz

When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.

Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"

Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"

Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "

by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023