neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

shrodinger's rizz

When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.

Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"

Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"

Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "

by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023

shaffing

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.

MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.

by 4rid May 7, 2008

shuffing

Secretly Hooking Up with Feelings. When your friend is secretly hooking up with someone they have feelings for, but refusing to call it a relationship, i.e. 'friends' but make out occasionally.
(its complicated).

When will Niall and Kim quit shuffing and start dating already!?

by biblibongs February 21, 2022

Stroffing

To take very long when smoking.

Dude stop stroffing you’re taking forever to smoke that bowl.

by hornigan May 2, 2022

Sroffling

To suddenly roll on floor laughing

Without warning

Over something weird like your stomach sounding like a bear or an aeroplane.

SROFL

'that's sroffling material'

by Emma and Heather :D January 25, 2010

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

by twistED Gein February 13, 2018