Sexican standoff

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.

The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.

by Arbag December 14, 2014

Sexican

A Sexy Mexican

Vic Fuentes is totally an Sexican!

by whatzzap February 22, 2015

shrekianity

The belief and or serving/ praise of shrek.

I converting from scientology to shrekianity!

by Ze Boyz June 1, 2016

shredical

One who shreds in a radical fashion.

That dude was getting shredical on his bike.

by GOHO13 May 21, 2010

smexican

a sexy mexican; literally a contraction of sexy and mexican

Mark Sanchez is one hot smexican.

by Amanda Thomas November 8, 2007

Sexican standoff

When two people are withholding sex from each other for different reasons.

Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"

by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011

Sexican

A sexy Mexican.

Hello, I'm Julio the sexy Mexican stripper. But you can just refer to me as the sexican.

by Bailey_Dawson January 13, 2009