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cock shredder

getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010
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Shredder Red-eye

1. In TMNT II:the secret of the ooze, when super shredder for a milisecond supposedly has red eyes, but it is really invisible to the human eye.
1. "Dude guys the Shredder Red-eye is the scariest part about the TMNT CG Shredder" "Rico your fucking retarded"
by timbo356 April 10, 2007
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bra shredder

A person, usually male who gets so into making out that he therefore rips the womens bra. A nickname both wanted and embarrassing.
Sami: Hey why is your bra ripped?
Taylor: Oh Andrew did that while we were making out
Sami: What a bra shredder
by Taystar17 November 19, 2010
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Dick Shredder

A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.
"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"
by Rocco Mongolis March 4, 2004
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shredder

The Ninja Turtle's coolest arch-nemesis, and leader of the Foot Clan.
Holy fucking shit! It's Master Shredder! We're fucking fucked! Fuck!
by Aldo Shabadoo February 6, 2004
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axe shredder

Someone who plays the guitar, especially an electric.
Dude, you play like a legend. Total axe shredder.
by coinroller August 4, 2007
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shredder

Used seriously: A freak, one who was born defective.
Used jokingly: One who is very strange, unattractive, uncouth, and/or trashy, which could possibly be ascribed to birth defects.

Taken from the novel "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood, where a shredder is one who is the defective product of radiation altered reproductive cells.
All that makeup and bleached hair can’t hide the fact that Megan is a total shredder! That poor girl was born with a big head and has no social skills!
by Laura MM March 16, 2010
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