shancer

cancer of the penile shaft.

guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.

by swinemoat March 13, 2009

Shronce

A nonce from Shropshire

James? He's an absolute Shronce.

by hekaton01 November 30, 2022

Shronce

A highly self-entitled and narcissistic person from Shropshire. Often seen behind the wheel of a Range Rover or other larger car with permanent high beams.

Cannot be reasoned with and is unable to relate to other human beings.

Has a Shronce that didn’t quite manage to overtake me and tailgated me for miles with his blinding lights.

by Hekaton January 29, 2023

shwance

alt. sp.: shwance; schwoahnse; schwohnse, IPA: /ʃwɑ̃nsɛ/

eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944

Anything; universally applicable word.

"Alors on Shwance" - Stromae

by Ed von Schleck May 15, 2010

shmancer

Fake or fabricated cancer symptoms.

Sarah used shmancer to get out of losing her job and to raise money through a fake fundraiser.

by Mallory28 February 21, 2010

sheancé

Female fiancé.
The insertion of the pronoun "she" is convenient when you want to mention your future wife to/around people who are unfamiliar with either your relationship or your sexual orientation. Just avoid the awkwardness of them asking and that thing where they're unsure if you're engaged to a man or a woman.

Random person: That's a beautiful watch! Did your boyfriend get it for you?
Lady: Thanks! Actually, my sheancé bought it.

by Kox July 9, 2015

Scrance

Pronounced skrans, when you open an unlocked bathroom stall and someone is in there and you repeatedly say sorry. Next time you see them, it is the most awkward moment ever.

Oh no, I totally just scranced that girl.😤

by Taetaerea john February 16, 2017