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Shmonkey

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.
Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.
by James2968 June 10, 2011
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Albino snowmonkey

When the big white male jumps onto the female and pounds her just while he cums in her ass
Rick: hey James what Are you doing this afternoon
James: I'm going to give Chloe and albino snowmonkey
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey
One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey
by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010
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Smutmonkey

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.
#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!
by Satouk November 30, 2009
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slutmonkey

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.
by J-Daddy September 24, 2006
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spotmonkey

a wrestler who's movelist and style is comprised almost solely of big, crowd-impressing spots. these spots usually involve high risk maneuvers, such as corkscrew flips, moonsaults, flips onto the floor, etc.
Mark: "Hey man, what the fuck is a spotmonkey?"

Smark: "Amazing red"
by matt inman August 3, 2007
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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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