School Shooters

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro

Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 30, 2019

Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.

Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

internet shooters

Internet shooter

Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something

-Look at that guy

-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done

by mhblock December 9, 2017

Knee Shooters

Tits usually found on obese and out of shape women that tend to droop down to their knees. Usually found on bra-less fat women.

Look at those knee shooters on that fattie maggie. She really should have a holster for those.

by Ian Wallace August 20, 2004

Shooters

A place where Indian men go trying to find wives

"Lets head to Shooters" said by Sunjay

by mia knigge September 24, 2009

jizz-o shooters

Just like jell-o shooters but you replace the jell-o with jizz

those were some good jizz-o shooters at your party

by DJ Ethos October 22, 2006

Snooters n' Shooters

Snooters n' Shooters is a combination of doing shots of strong liquor and doing lines of either cocaine or caffeine (see coffee snooters). Gets you fucked up like no other.

We were doing snooters n' shooters at Jeffy's house last night. When we were too fucked up to take anymore, we played Madden.

by Wojo211 September 11, 2005