shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.
by Nishnob October 26, 2015
mugGet the shoemakermug.

shoemaker

A gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.
Why did we go to this restaurant? It's crawling with shoemakers.

Look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

That dude's outfit is ridiculous. What a friggin' shoemaker!
by Fer Serial January 11, 2008
mugGet the shoemakermug.

shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.
by Nishnob October 26, 2015
mugGet the shoemakermug.

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
mugGet the Stinky Shoemakermug.

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022
mugGet the Greasy Shoemakermug.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!
mugGet the Scott Shoemakermug.

Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009
mugGet the Boston Shoemakermug.

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