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smeeshed

so completely smashed you decide it is a good idea to have sex with small animals
dude how smeeshed were you last night.
by JP lossman March 7, 2007
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Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat
Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!
by Shmegs January 30, 2020
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smeesters

Big man smeesters is the best driving instructer in the whole world (astroworld)!!! He is a big man
Gril: OMG ITS SMEESTERS!!

other gril: OMG NO HES MINE JESSICA
by solsos November 26, 2021
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shmeeger

This word can be said in many forms, whether your mad, calling someone a shmeeger can be just the word to use to get back at them. They won't know what hit them.
It can also be meant as different nouns like eating some shmeegers or going to the shmeeger.
Also if you are annoyed instead of using a curse word shmeh is the perfect replacement
that bitch is such a mother shmeeger.

i got so wasted last night because the bartender kept giving me so many shmeegers.

the last time i was ill, i had to go to the shmeeger, but he gave me some shmeegers, so i got much better.

im so hungry i could eat an entire bowl of shmeegers.

SHMEH !
by triple A double L ckn December 20, 2008
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shemesher

one who is insanely jewish and crazy in the modern sense, as well as being fans of pomegranates and toiletries.
man look at that shemesher over there..
gee, he looks insane!!
maybe we should be shemeshers?
nah man, i dont like pompoms from jungle book..
by natan french June 17, 2009
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Shmeeherpies

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games
"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."
by willbarrow November 29, 2013
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steesher

aye, his burds a pure steesher
by Poundbag May 4, 2007
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