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Getting Sekelied

To drink ones self into oblivion on Friday and continue the process until class on Monday. While getting Sekelied, one does not worry about personal hygiene, attractiveness of sexual partner, the sex of said partner, or even the age of said partner; basically life in general outside of their room and fridge. To be truly Sekelied, generally one must consume nothing but 3 to 4 cases of beer during the weekend. Food is not important.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend this weekend. The only thing that took the pain away was getting Sekelied.
by Kiong Kim April 18, 2007
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shkreli

When your taint sweat becomes infected, the resulting green pus is known as "shkreli".
"My god, your underwear smells like a dying crab!"
"Yeah, I haven't showered in three weeks and there's quite the buildup of Shkreli in there."
by WadatahMyDamie December 16, 2015
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shkreli

verb
1. to smirk; to smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.

synonyms: grin, sneer, leer

noun
2. a person who shows a high level of greed, callousness, and moral vacuousness. plural: shkrelies
synonyms: avarice, cupidity, acquisitiveness, covetousness, rapacity, materialism, mercenariness; rare: pleonexia; informal: money-grubbing

adjective
3. displaying a high level of greed, callousness, and moral vacuousness.
synonyms: avaricious, cupidity, acquisitive, covetous, grasping, materialistic, mercenary, possessive; informal: money-grubbing, money-grabbing

see also: narcissistic personality disorder
1. They disliked the way he shkrelied at them.

2. That businessman is a real shkreli. plural: They're a bunch of shkrelies.

3. He is the most shkreli individual that American capitalism has produced this far.
by Johnny-M September 20, 2016
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shkreli

I needed to use a brush and cleanser to remove the shkreli from the toilet bowl.
by Joe Nocomprendo October 4, 2016
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Shkreli

I'm going to wipe that shkreli look off your face!
by Mitico October 3, 2016
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Shkreli

An dried turd from the anal cavity that insists on being labeled as a rich white man. Tries to assert itself by shitting on those of a lower class by jacking up medication prices, and calls upon its turd followers for anal support of its own misdeeds. Frequently digs itself deeper into its own ass, oblivious of the shit it is drowning in, until it's too late.
1) I was out playing Pokemon Go! when a wild Shkreli appeared. Even I didn't want to catch that POS.

2) My kid almost died because that Shkreli made his medication affordable. I'm glad that turd is getting a hard prison pounding right about now!
by lemmic&smick September 24, 2017
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Shkreli

A blend between a grin and smirk. Named after Martin Shkreliiconic expression, namely in court.
Take that shkreli off your face!

Im shkreling so hard right now.
by hellysium May 10, 2018
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