shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

Shiteater

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag

"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."

by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006

Shitvertising

Shit-vertising
/ˈşįťvətʌɪzɪŋ/
noun
the activity or profession of producing horrendus advertisements by incompotent idiots for trashy corporations.

Agencies are too expensive, we can pay a freelancer..or do it in-house.
Thus...shitvertising

by Ahmids December 20, 2021

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

shivettes

Having a giant bright red shiney chin.

1.That chick would be hot, if not for her shivettes. 2. Its a good thing you have a shivettes, it takes the focus off your fatness.

by Roberto Kelly March 26, 2008

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

shitcutter

Another name for a girl's ass. More specifically, refers to the sphinchter.

Hey dude your mom's got a great shitcutter.

by wrightd61 May 26, 2010