Shitty shitty bang bang

Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites

A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 5, 2020

Shitty Clitty Bang Bang

When a man or woman shits on an open vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse.

She was begging me for a shitty clitty bang bang!

by Walleyeslayer January 28, 2026

shitty titty gang bang

An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang

by Chopper.Mk.52 April 23, 2018

Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.

Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."

by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009

Bang a shitty

An illegal U-Turn.

Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"

by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021