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shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".
OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!
by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005
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Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.
Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.
by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015
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shitsmoke

The chemical result when a person stays in tight quarters smoking cigarettes, never bathing, and passing gas. The smoke, dead skin cells, and the gas achieve cold fusion and become something that cannot be washed out or eliminated from clothing.
My dad's house smells like shitsmoke.
by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016
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The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.
I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.
by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011
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asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.
Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"
by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009
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shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.
Martha I will shitshong the life out of you
by shitshonger November 8, 2010
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Shilston

1) A man who enjoys a spot of pedophilia.

2) a word to describe the awful pain when hungry

3) Another name for a horses cock
Check out that horses shilston

that guy over by the school is a right shilston (can also be known as a shilly)

ah damn i feel so shilston
by whatthepile November 24, 2011
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