shitergency

When you are having a bathroom emergency.

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.

by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

Shitmare

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

by superaly June 13, 2005

shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 11, 2004

shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out

Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!

by checheishere May 14, 2011

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004