shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

shitbate

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

by young n high February 27, 2010

shitbagtittyfuck

To fuck someone so hard they lose their titties

Ah dude I shitbagtittyfucked her so good last night!

by Tittylicker123 December 11, 2018

shitbanger

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used

I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!

by stevie-J August 20, 2007

shitbat

A stronger form of dingbat.

I don't trust either of you two shitbats.

by anonymous January 1, 2004

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

Shittant

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.

What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'

by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020