shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 14, 2018

Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

by Atromi March 11, 2009

shit-ass

A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).

Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.

by radiCLE citizen April 03, 2014

shit ass

Term you use to call someone who is being annoying or just stupid

"Dont talk to me you shit ass" or "Oh man i hit my head" you should have ducked you shitass!"

by tom and a half April 18, 2003

shit ass

a cure-all term for anything onboard a navy submarine

"hey we got to go fix that shit ass, before we go to lunch."

by n.u.b. July 14, 2004

shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade

“Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*

by I put the fun in funeral January 03, 2021

shit ass

1. A hillbilly term used to define someone undesirable.
2. Also can refer to someone's ass, when covered in shit.

1.
Jethro: Bill Bob come over here and help me plant some of these Bush for president signs over yander!
Billy Bob: I'm in the union, I'm voting Democratic.
Jethro: Well Shit! Yer nothin' but a shit ass demoncrat!

2. When I crapped my pants at walmart, everyone said I had a shit ass.

by LarryF October 16, 2005