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Shish kebab

Another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.
David: "So, did you score? Did she kiss you? Did you get her number? What did she smell like? Are you gonna go out with her again? Do you think this is true love?"

Jonathan: "David.. SHISH KEBAB!!!"
by consuelaman October 10, 2011
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Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018
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Shish Kebab

A sex move used predominantly on football tours, where 2 male members of the tour feed the female a Kebab from the front, and from behind.
"Me and Jim-Bob took a lass home and fed her a Shish Kebab last night"
by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016
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Shish Kebab

When ones penis is deep throated by another to the point that it travels through their digestive tract and out their anus. The penis is then deep throated by another person and the pattern repeats.
I went to a party last night and walked in on Tom shish kebab-ing Shiela, Mary, Sarah, Melissa, Desiree, Meghan, Brittany, Mikayla, Dianne, Janet and Kayla.
by #ballsack June 22, 2020
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Shish Kebab

The act of sitting on an alcoholic beverage with your anus in a public seating place/area.
by KrispyCum August 18, 2025
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Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024
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shish-kebob

food+stick= SHISH KIBOB! also a fun word to yell randomely wile walking down the street
wow look at this food on a stick! it must be a shish-kebob!

stranger: nice shoes
you: SHISH-KIBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by allicat14 May 1, 2006
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