shitpost

To make utterly worthless and inane posts on an internet messageboard.

This guy loves to shitpost all over the forums. Look at this crap:

TrevorReznick> my posts are only 5.22% of the total posts on this forum

by jarrynkell July 23, 2008

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shitosaurus

A huge crap after eating a large meal.

"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"

by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

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Shipsiding

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty

I love shipsiding myself.

by CBJacks April 24, 2014

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elastic shitposting

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

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shitposter

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

by homer55 August 4, 2007

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Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

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What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.

Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums

Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).

Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God

Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.

by electrojesus August 23, 2012

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