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Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.
I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!
by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016
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Shivering Sven

A Nordic sex move in which the man slowly removes his many fur coats and uses them to humiliate his partner.
I gave Ingrid a Shivering Sven the other day, but her favorite still remains the Hjalberg Haddock.
by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021
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Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them
Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"
by @lel. fu July 11, 2021
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shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.
I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?
by dnask8 May 14, 2009
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slumbering

when you're staying the night at someone's house and want to say it in a tricky way.
I'm slumbering at Holly's house tonight.
by Teannah November 14, 2004
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shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves
His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.
by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009
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Shispering

'Andrew was shispering really loudly in the library today'
by bob qwerty April 19, 2013
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