ShitBit

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Shibitical

1) Acting crazy

2) Fun as Hell, Awesome

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Shibatical

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Shibiut

When a man sticks his thumb up his ass while masturbating.

My friend's favorite hobby is the shibiut.

by B-STONE May 25, 2011

mo' shibbitibly

(defunct ghetto slang)

Agreement: Used to indicate confirmation, affirmation, understanding. esp. in response to another ghetto-esque statement.

"Damn, Jackson, home girl be lookin' fine-fine!"

"Mo' shibbitibly, my brutha."

by Felionious T-Dizzna January 19, 2005

Shibtard

One who only holds Shib Inu cryptocurrency

Bobby: Hey, are you into crypto?
Danny: Yeah, I have a bunch of Shib coins.
Bobby: Do you have anything else?
Danny: No, only Shib.
Bobby: You are a complete Shibtard!

by Schmac October 12, 2021