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She's got a clit like a punchbag 

When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag
I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....
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She's Got That Water. 

A hip hop term. Used in the Migos song Slippery. It means that there is a pool in her back yard.
Your girl, I heard she's got that water. (Splash.)

she's got a picture of an anime girl's face 

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.
"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from 

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from
Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

She’s got a way 

She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her
She's got a way of pleasin'
I don't know what it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason anyway

She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way of talkin'
I don't know why it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin' anywhere

She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around

She's got a way of showin'
How I make her feel
And I find the strength to keep on goin'

She's got a light around her
And ev'rywhere she goes
A million dreams of love surround her ev'rywhere

She comes to me when I'm feelin' down
Inspires me without a sound
She touches me and I get turned around

She's got a smile that heals me
I don't know why it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me
She's got a way about her
I don't know what it is,
But I know that I can't live without her anyway
She’s got a way ❤️….

(he/she's got) a fin up

phrase used to describe a man or woman on the prowl. May be for a mate, sexual encounter, endeavor, location, or other discernible goal. May be demonstrated with palm extended (edge forward) from the forehead, as a shark fin.
"There goes Brad, after that floozy. (he/she's got) a fin up!"

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'
Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'