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Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
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Jack Sparrowing

An elevated level of drunkeness that includes slurred speech and swaying while standing. (It is often accompanied with the need to put one's arms out in front of one's self to avoid collisions with walls and/or other surfaces.)
Amanda: I had to help Trent walk home last night—he was Jack Sparrowing!
by Salty Q January 18, 2009
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shrodinger's rizz

When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.
Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"

Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"

Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.
Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."
by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020
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Sharoning

The concept in which one procrastinates and eventually does their homework when the clock strikes 12 while complaining about how much homework they have.
Aton21: Wesley, sharon's sharoning again.
silenceikillyou0: stupid bitch.
by NotAndyTon October 18, 2010
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Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.
P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.
by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018
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