A universal noun or pronoun, used in cases where the nouns in a sentence have either been forgotten, are clearly known to everyone involved in the conversation, or the speakers are too lazy to remember what things are called.
by Jonathan Stults September 28, 2007
A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
by Bongqueesha April 10, 2014
a. Not Good at Stuff
b. see Munson
c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
b. see Munson
c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
While the party was on like Donky Kong, a young lady decided to steal a tray of limes and cherries from behind the bar to impress others and make friends. She thought she was being clever and started bragging to a random stranger who happend to be the bar manager and directly kicked her out. She really Shanteled that one.
by Not a Shantel September 21, 2011
by Retardsed November 17, 2019
A ratchet annoying hoe Bitch who everyone hates. Wherever she goes she either brings disgust or drama
by Thanos suckssss May 8, 2018
She is a bitch and only cares about herself and she is attention seeking and desperate to get a boyfriend
by Kylie fresher September 19, 2018
The PERFECT WOMAN, beautiful in everyway. Most call her a Goddess. Beautifully made body, one that makes ALL stare when she walks in anywhere. Gods Gift to the World. One in a Billion. Pure Seduction. 1st place Winner. Drop DEAD GORGEOUS!
by Queenqueezy February 12, 2010