Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

shmoopie

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

shmoopiest

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld

That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.

by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

shampoozle

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

by Special K PC! May 15, 2006

shampoodle

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'

natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...

by natatchi January 1, 2009

shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009