Shmaamed

Adj. (Sha-mahm-ied)
1. To be excessively drunk
2. The next step above being Hammed
3. To be sooo shitfaced and soo hammed, you have now reached the point of being..SHMAAMED

Yo you drunk? No, I'm shmaamed!!

by Who_else?? June 28, 2008

shammer

a shamrock shake from mcdonalds

"Can I get a large shammer?"

by ljgkhgfjhgf March 18, 2021

shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005

Shamimed

When you are fucked up, or when somebody done you over, or gave wrong advice. You are simply shamimed.

1) Thamim is a scammer; he shamimed the whole group.

by NotJekyllAnymore April 25, 2021

shmamed

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

Shmammerd

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012

Shmamerville

The place you go to when you, when you have violated the beer bong one to many times, also in this place things happen that you cannot explain and almost seem magical. once you are in shmamerville, it is almost nearly inpossible to return with out sleeping for 12 hours.

(person #1) "Dude! every time we party at John w.'s house I end up in Shmamerville!"

(person #2) "I know man, Its such a good thing!"

by Bo0-Radley September 13, 2009