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Cock Shalom

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When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.
When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.
by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010
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Shalom

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A genuinely dope name for Incredible people. Others also find it easy to relate with them.
You can't be like me, my name is Shalom
by goldShawn March 23, 2017
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The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.
the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH
by some jew February 9, 2008
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Shalom the creep

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A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out
Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us
by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019
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Shalom

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hello john
shalom
wait are you leaving?
idk
by Epstein February 13, 2005
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A dirty shalom is a person who will slap you then hug you afterwards. They will support you no matter what but disregard themselves.
I need a dirty shalom right now
by burnt popia November 8, 2020
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Hebrew for "May peace be upon you".
'Aleichem shalom' is the traditional reply.
Ithamar: Shalom! Ma nishma?
Keshet: Tov, toda. Shalom aleichem.
Ithamar: Aleichem shalom.
by R. Rocker October 23, 2007
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