the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink
sink.
"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"
"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."
"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"
"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."
by Kj9999 June 28, 2016
Get the Shalled mug.a person who ships Shiro ( a 26-year-old gay man) with the paladins from the Netflix Show: Voltron Legendary Defenders. This is a problematic and dangerous person within the fandom because it condones grooming, pedophilia, and incest-like relationships considering the paladins all met Shiro when they were under 18 and looked up to him as an authority/brother or father figure.
"Shaladins scare me. They are reinforcing stereotypes that gay men are predators. It's like that movie Call Me By Your Name."
"Not to mention two other characters he's shipped with were teenager girls."
"Ew yeah, I forgot."
"Not to mention two other characters he's shipped with were teenager girls."
"Ew yeah, I forgot."
by snarkyowl September 30, 2020
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To define a Shalae, you must be in their presence and get to know them. They are deep, beautiful, sweet yet real, and always fight for what’s right. They also have a big heart and an even bigger booty! Shalae make for interesting conversations and are also very brave and bold. Never one to turn down a challenge, they also have the best energy and the best laugh and smile. Shalae’s are cute even when they mess up or forget something, they always make it up with their award winning grace, love and sweet sexy eyes. Also eating with them is a MUST. If you find yourself Shalae, get ready for the ride of your life!
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Get the shalanda mug.Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.
"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."
"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."
"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."
by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009
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