The Butt Sex bandit, is the act of fucking an ass. Man or Female is unreliable is we see men, trannies, and females all porferming this act. But if you are the butt sex bandit you are prepared for a hard ass fuck.
Yo did you see Tyrick? That man is the Butt Sex Bandit!!!! He fucked all genders in the ass last night. What a fagget!!!
by BigDickBigAss September 6, 2018
Get the Butt Sex Bandit mug.When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"
by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006
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When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.
ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!
by bananasarefun March 21, 2007
Get the sex with a banana mug.A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.
Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.
Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.
I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!
by alanafrommontana October 22, 2006
Get the sex with a banana mug.This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
by Bog-man November 1, 2016
Get the Bandera bread sex trade mug.by Johananal July 13, 2007
Get the Bananal sex mug.When a guy stands at one side of the room and his partner stands on the other side while bending over. The man then charges at his partner with his erection and tries to get it into his partner's vagina/ass at full running speed. If he misses, he could fracture his dick against his partner's ass.
Dude 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Dude 2: Yeah. I tried banzai sex and I missed and broke my dick!
Dude 2: Yeah. I tried banzai sex and I missed and broke my dick!
by JHAN1212 November 25, 2015
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