September 15th

Boobs and Bowling day. Go bowling and then go to a strip club to celebrate!

Taylor-"Happy September 15th!"
Miranda-"Bowling then strip club or vice versa??"

September 15th is National wear a condom day. On September 15th you must wear a condom if you have sex.

“Yo I’m about to go fuck this girl” “here take a condom it’s September 15th”

september 15th

Born on September 15th? Adorable bad bitch right there and then

son: what happened on september 15th dad
me: it was the day i fell in love with your mom and made her mine

september 15th:

the baddest bitches was born in this day and it’s s8 fax. your also a virgo too.

when’s your birthday?
september 15th

oh so you a bad bitch.

National go have sex with someone you care about day.

“Dude what’re ur plans for September 15th?” Bro you know i gotta go have sex with this really cool person i care about a lot!