seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

sebatard

noun/pronoun; the meaning of sebatard is still unknown, even after years of extensive researching.

"Why'd you just climb that tree, you friggin' sebatard?!?"
"Because I felt like it! Geez!"


"Who's that sebatard?"
"Oh. I think her name is Heather..."

by mercy-do October 1, 2008

seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.

O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017