Selwyn

An ass, a dick, and a corrupt fucker that sucks you into his friendship, I do Luciferian shit on him, wring his neck because Lucifer told him to steal my coffee, yet I love him, and he and I are Luciferians, but he's acting stupid.

Me: did you steal my coffee?

Selwyn: Lucifer said it was fine.
(I wring his neck)

by badmouth June 02, 2018

Selwyn

Selwyn is the nicest person you could ever meet. His heart is full of love for everyone and you will always leave a conversation with Selwyn feeling optimistic about life! His style is always 10/10, all the guys wish they were him 🤷

wow did you see selwyn’s drip today, im so jealous

everyone needs a selwyn in their life!

by gooose123 April 28, 2025