Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo

They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.

No show out there has yet to match it.

George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.

by Big D June 27, 2004

Seinfeld

The greatest sitcom ever invented. Ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was fucking hilarous. Besides, it had Kramer.

Kramer: Jerry, your gonna be the first pirate!
Jerry: But i don't wanna be a pirate!!

by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004

seinfeld moment

A situation that is so ridiculous that it seems like it would appear on an episode of seinfeld.

I had a total seinfeld moment when Jeff got mad that I double-dipped a chip.

by strongbad69 November 20, 2009

Seinfeld party

A party in which the participants are celebrating something which would normally not deserve celebration. These parties usually take place to end a partying dry-spell.

While Seinfeld is a show about nothing, a Seinfeld party is a party for nothing.

Guy: Hey, are you coming to the celebration, tonight?
Girl: What are you celebrating?
Guy: The date! It's 10/10/10!
Girl: ...Why would you have a whole party for that?
Guy: It's a Seinfeld party!

by Deuce stain October 15, 2010

seinfeld

Best Show Ever.

George: So, what have you been doing with yourself?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
George: Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. What do you do, a lot of that 'Did you ever notice' kind of stuff? It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor.
Jerry: Yeah yeah... Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to really have a thick full head of hair.
George: Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28, right around the time I made my first million.

by TightFade April 9, 2003

Seinfeld rape

When watching an episode of Seinfeld is forced upon a person.

Lauren: "Last night I was at my boyfriends house, and I experienced the worst type of Seinfeld rape imaginable... a three hour marathon."

Tyler: "My god, how did you escape"

Lauren: "Little kicks"

by Tyler The Key July 30, 2009

Seinfeldism

Using a phrase that's been used on the TV show Seinfeld, or a phrase that's akin to one, eg: "What, you don't like Mabel's Bagels? But Mabel's Bagels are great! There are no bagels better than Mabel's Bagels!"

Every sentence uttered from her pretty little throat contained at least four Seinfeldisms.

by Mosey July 22, 2004