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Yo, Seabass!

My best friend is named Sebastian but we call him seabass for short.
by SebTor June 1, 2011
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Seabassacock

a term used to describe someone who is not very good and that you are better than them. they are a special type of cock
there is no example possible so try calling some1 a seabassacock
by seabassa July 3, 2009
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Seabaugh

A method of speaking which utilizes pure bull shit instead of words.

Originated in the Chicago area but unexpectedly showed up in the general Washington DC region. Recently it has more or less faded from the districted but has been heard amongst the less educated and "evolved" of the state Illinois.
I know it looked like he was trying to act and talk like a big boy but I'm telling you it was pure seabaugh.
by Dr.SmyD August 4, 2009
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Majestic Seabass

A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.

The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?

Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.

Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?

Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
by Ralphyy Ashinn November 10, 2010
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seabass sauna

a particularly odourous vagina caused by excessive heat around the crotch area. a common problem for women in; hot weather and/or man made polyester undergarments.
sheesh! Serena babby, i've been wearing these plastic panties so long its like a seabass sauna in my region de gash!
by melvin cottervich January 28, 2007
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Seabas

The act of ditching someone or being very loud and embarrassing all of your peers and friends.Also being born with a boner.
wow don't pull a seabas you piece of shit spic beaner hoe
by Blork Lorson June 24, 2011
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shit in a seabag

Navy term for a stuffed bell pepper, so called because a stuffed green bell pepper looks like the green seabag that sailors carry their belongings in.
"I wonder what they're serving on the mess decks tonight? Oh, God! Not shit in a seabag AGAIN!"
by Chavato August 10, 2008
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