A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.
1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"
by JackSearleAdmirer101 February 21, 2022
Get the Jack Searlemug. An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.
Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’
‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’
‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’
by George Flord November 9, 2022
Get the Jesse Searlemug. Kiara Searl is singlehandedly the most prettiest and most perfect person in the universe! If anyone is friends with a sweet girl named "Kiara Searl" they are truly blessed beyond belief. To be her lover you must be a huge geek who wants to spend all of his spare time with her. That perfectly describes me! I'm extremely lucky to have Kiara Searl in my life. I love you baby.
Person 1: Have you seen Kiara Searl?
Me, The geek: Hell yeah i have, she looks more beautiful every day.
Me, The geek: Hell yeah i have, she looks more beautiful every day.
by squishy_nafan June 21, 2019
Get the kiara searlmug. Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.
by William Searles November 23, 2013
Get the jake searlesmug. by BRONKASARUS April 7, 2022
Get the Zachery James Searlemug. Shady school with kids who bring drugs every two weeks. One teacher brought drugs and got fired the next day. There were a group of kids from 2014 to 2018 called the Jotos. Honestly, no one know what happened to them. In fifth grade, they all got a class together, poor Ms Daniel. A sub molested two girls in 2017 and these two kids lit the dry ass grass on fire with some glasses and blamed it on a kid by putting a lighter in his backpack. Everyone there loses their innocence by third grade.
“Haha yeah I went to sandy Searles miller elementary school...” “omg were the Jotos there?” “You should be more worries about the long ass name.”
by TheRapistOfBikiniBottomGen2 November 27, 2018
Get the Sandy Searles Miller Elementary Schoolmug. #1 person to run away from their problems and blame it on others, that one person who likes to have a crush on typically 2 or 3 people at a time. She really likes Ijime ya iyagarase. Her youtube channel is called HarryBR the furry, please subscribe or she will casually send her 500 crushes on you.
by friendly caterpillar July 15, 2020
Get the rebecca searlemug.