A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke.
Example:
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?
Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?
Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.
Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?
Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!
Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.
by LMAONADE December 16, 2004
by ast August 12, 2004
I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.
what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
by t-bone March 03, 2005
Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
by rignfendo September 30, 2011
When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
by BlazingFury January 07, 2018