sea biscuit

A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
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sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float
" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."
by akripke February 23, 2008
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Sea biscuit

Sea biscuit:
Person who spends all day at the beach achieveing the ultimate tan.
Going the colour of a rich tea biscuit.
Look at that "sea biscuit!" She looks like a leather arm chair.
by Cjdecember January 16, 2016
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Sea Biscuit

"Damn that girls hair is all seabiscuit."
by MR LIKEAPIMP June 08, 2005
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mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes
you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).
by dub_es March 05, 2015
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North Sea Biscuit

North Sea Biscuit is a commonly known Norwegian game (for men only).

Put 1 Biscuit (preferably of a larger kind) on a small table (alternatively one of the participants can hold it).

At least 3 boys have to participate:
They all stand in a ring around the biscuit and jerk off. As soon as one cums, he leaves the game, while the rest continues. Last man standing has to eat the (entire) wonderful biscuit :-)

Enjoy!

Andy just vomited after loosing a round of North Sea Biscuit.

Common guys, lets play some North Sea Biscuit before the girls arrive.
by modda April 04, 2008
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Pee like sea biscuit

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.
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