Scunthorpe

Probably the most embarrassing city in England to be a resident of; due to a word that can be read within it's name.

I was on my way to Sheffield by train, but there was a mess-up and I ended up in Scunthorpe.

by DaveIII November 05, 2003

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe is a large drug den in North Lincolnshire, England. It is the administrative centre of the North Lincolnshire unitary prostitute centre, and had an estimated total 82,334 sex workers according to the 2016 census. A predominantly chav town, Scunthorpe, the United Kingdom's largest weed processing centre, is also known as the "Grass Garden Town". It is the third largest settlement for dominatrixs in Lincolnshire, after Lincoln and Grimsby. The Member of Parliament for Scunthorpe is also in support of drugs, prostitution and slavery.

I got the best shag of a chav in scunthorpe last week, got me high af.

by penisenlarger69 October 26, 2018

Scunthorpe

A shit hole full of inbreds who's football team has a shit ground.

In Hull's KC shadow.

Why have we got loads of injuries.
The ref was biassed.
We're so hard done by.
Moan, moan, fucking moan.

by Tigershark760 January 17, 2004

Scunthorpe

An awful place in North Lincolnshire. Likely to get shanked up but Scunny Firm. Only go here to be able to say you went to sCUNThorpe.

Davide: yo bro I'm off Scunthorpe this weekend for the football match.
Ferdinand: don't get thanked up my man
Serga: shut up Ferdinand, you are one big sCUNThorpe
Ferdinand: sorry my g

by jewelsarelovely March 09, 2020

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe a town in North Lincolnshire East Midlands where you will come across a crackhead lying on a sofa in a back ally prostitutes will beg you to go with them for a fiver they have some famous faces such as Cedric crackhead Kev BIG dad who will tell you then government looks on your phone also the town centre is a place of such creatures like crackheads and spice heads lying on the floor Frodingham road is the place to buy cheap takeaways and fake cigarettes and your likely to get stabbed or shot walking up there on your own scunny is a wonderful place where you see the local smackheads punching bus windows and drug dealers on dirt bikes getting chased by the “feds” shouting fuck the feds

You ever been to Scunthorpe

by Scunthorpe July 06, 2022

Scunthorpe

A shit hole in Lincolnshire

Person 1: "You live in scunthorpe"
Person 2: "Fuck off, you live in Smethwick"

by Pete Basil Innit February 15, 2022

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

by Michael_Hunt December 19, 2008