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wormy screwter

The sexual process whereby a man penetrates a woman with a distinctive circular motion in his hips, giving a wormy screwter feeling to the woman involved
"I gave her a good wormy screwtering last night. She loved it".
by ybot66 February 27, 2008
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scriptures

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).
by Antinous September 11, 2003
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Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture
by DJ Gello January 15, 2021
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SCRIPTURE RIGGING

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.
Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.
by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017
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Scripture skank

A person (usually female) who takes a passage of the bible and applies it to their lower back as a tattoo.
"I thought it was just a run of the mill tramp stamp but then I looked closer and saw she was a scripture skank and I knew God had made her just for me."
by pyralis35 November 26, 2011
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Scripture Spitter

(n) A person who quotes scriptures to show off their knowledge and ability to memorize. They usually scripture spit when somebody is feeling down instead of actually listening to the person. It is usually done in a very judgmental and flippant manner.
Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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screwburger

a term for food that’s made by a food employee that doesn’t wash their hands or practice good hygiene.
alex: did you know that justin doesn’t wash his hands during work?
nate: ew, he fr flipping screwburgers at sonic
by flashcrashes July 27, 2019
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