When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
by FireMannyActa September 6, 2009
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?
Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.
Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.
by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010
When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
by Bihassniha124 November 9, 2019
John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"
by Codey willis October 27, 2009
by Mom scoop the poop for doggy March 9, 2022