Schwans Job

A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm

"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"

by NudeBeach January 27, 2010

Schwans Man

A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.

O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

georg schwan

Creator of the ETHZ fetcher, has a 6 in SST - so you know he is a big shot.

I can't wait to georg schwan with her when we get home.

by yowtf_bro_why March 15, 2021

Alex Schwan

A rich kid that throws money at people and dated a girl 11 times

Dude did you see Alex Schwan he was throwing money at people

by HeyDudetteeeee October 14, 2019

Schwan

Best boi

Damn schwan really hot

by Schwany_wanny January 24, 2021

schwan stick

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.

"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."

by SmackEm May 18, 2007