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Schoolism

Schoolism is the animosity (or hate) toward other schools.
Student X: We should not go to Y Highschool. That school is full of dumbasses.

Student X promotes schoolism, and he is a schoolist.
by LikeASirIFeel December 11, 2012
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schooliosis

A medical condition in which your neck becomes inflammed as a result of too much studying (i.e. starring at text books and computer screens). The only known cure is excessive amounts of alcohol.
Tim- "I'm so glad I don't have to study for that o-chem test anymore. My neck is so sore from starring at my notes."

Bill-"Someone get this man a beer STAT! I think he's suffering from schooliosis."
by johnathon TTT June 29, 2010
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schooliosis

when you have so much work in school that your backpack becomes very heavy and you walk with a hunchback even after you take it off.
junior #1: aw, man! we have to read all of war and peace by tomorrow?
junior #2: dude that book is huge, its going to totally give me schooliosis
by lenalenalena November 19, 2007
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schooliosis

Twisting of the spine, backaches and leg pain caused by sitting at cramped desks at school or college for most of the day or night.
I couldn't get my homeworkness done because of schooliosis!
by pentozali October 20, 2009
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Schooliosis

an anabnormal, lateral curvature of your life when you are juggling work, school, and/or a relationship.
One more hour to go today
Then 4 left till I come back
Tomorrow
And 3 of those
I'll sleep away
Leaves me no time to relax and enjoy
Such is the life of the schooliosis.
It's a never ending cycle of nothing
And it's killing me.
by Joey the Ransom Spider September 24, 2009
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Schooliosis

The crippling effect school has on the working students social life.
Won't be able to make the show Friday night, im suffering the debilitating effects of schooliosis.
by Cohdilicious September 29, 2009
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schooldom

also pronounced schooldumb every time in geometry class or any other class and you can't play around or use your phone and lunch is in three hours
ugh I have a severe case of schooldom
by i am bored, ehhhh September 18, 2017
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