Schooliosis 

The crippling effect school has on the working students social life.

Won't be able to make the show Friday night, im suffering the debilitating effects of schooliosis.

Schooliosis by Cohdilicious September 29, 2009

Schooliosis 

A diagnosis which is common among students of schools or colleges. Can be caused by heavy bags or overworking the back on campus.

Guy 1: Bro my back hurts so much from this bag.

Guy2: Bro I think you have schooliosis.

Schooliosis by Nmitevmn September 20, 2019

SCHOOLiosis 

SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary

person 1: "have you started your essay yet"

person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"

SCHOOLiosis by Yeetygirly October 20, 2019

schooliosis 

variant of cooliosis, meaning school
used in place of the word school

yo i've gotta go to schooliosis, we'll talk later

schooliosis by weaasella January 5, 2021

Schoolchosis

Same as zoochosis, but for human students attending school. It's a lowkenuine psychological condition caused by extreme-stress in the academic year, caused by many different factors, be it high workload, lack of free time, feeling of imprisonment, etc. This leads to repetitive behaviors like nail picking, insanity, swaying in chairs, revenge sleep procrastination etc.

"yo why didn't you play fortnite with me recently bru"
"i lowkenuinely have a severe case of schoolchosis and im boutta freakity freak"

Schoolchosis by Blueruleus May 2, 2026