Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Shit on a Shingle

My dad was in the army for 24 years and my mom use to make this for him. I love the stuff. The navy uses chipped beef but I prefer the hamburger version.
Here is an official U.S. Army recipe for SOS:
CREAMED BEEF ON TOAST (SOS)
1/2 lb. ground beef
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
4 tbsp. sifted flour
1 cup evaporated milk
1 cup water
2 tbsp. butter
Brown ground beef in its own fat. Remove excess fat and save for making roux. Season with salt and pepper. To make roux, place 2 tbsp. reserved fat in double broiler or heavy pan. Slowly add sifted flour, stirring constantly over low heat until thoroughly blended. Cook for five minutes. Do not brown. Combine milk and water. Add butter and scald (not burn) in double broiler or heavy pan. Add roux to scalded milk, stirring constantly until thoroughly blended. Add meat mixture and cook about 10 minutes, or until desired consistency. Serve on toast.

shit on a shingle is great shit

by rapsucks1738 March 30, 2007

shiggles

-a simplified version of the phrase "shits and giggles"
-a synonym for the phrase "for the hell of it"

I kicked someone in the nuts for shiggles.

by Chris Arsena September 3, 2003

shingle it up

To top it off, figuratively; to be the "icing on the cake"- as the shingles are the last finishing part of a building/ home.

Woman 1: Not only did my hair extensions get loose and fall out in the pool, but to shingle it up my booty call from last night gave me the clap!
Woman 2: Gurl you all tore up!

by M.M.M.M. January 10, 2008

hanging out my shingle

When a professional (especially a lawyer), rather than looking for a job, just goes and finds clients. This takes guts and a willingness to work constantly for precious little money in exchange for autonomy.

Law student 1: Hey, you made top 10%. I bet you could get that $160,000 opening at Rob, Ewe, and Howe!

Law student 2: Fuck those guys. I don't want to kiss ass for the next 20 years. I'm hanging out my shingle.

by [e-mail] February 7, 2009

Scingles

The Scingles is the feeling you get when you have a surge of (sometimes uncontrollable) energy that makes you feel a mix of excitment and the feeling you get when you are scared. Scingles occurs due to seeing something/someone amusing and harmless coming towards you or behind you and you are helpless in stopping it. The scingles gives you a sensation of rushing tingly energy and makes you laugh.

Running up/down stairs while being chased gave me the goddamn SCINGLES.

I was running up the stairs out of the pool and someone was swimming really fast towards me and was about to grab my ankles and i just got out in time, this gave me the Scingles.

by DarrylTheMaster December 6, 2018

potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.

You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.

by galute January 11, 2017