The Guy from Sbarros

A person who is new at Sbarros and works really slow. Probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. He is usually a pain in the butt when you try to order your pizza there.

Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.

After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.

by The Real Driller August 11, 2017

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Sborro

Italian definition for “cum”. It is the urban version, the informal one, of the italian word “sperma”, “sperm” in English.

It is used also to define something that sucks

“Scusa, hai dello sborro tra i capelli”
“Excuse me, you have some cum on your hair”

“Questa pasta sa di sborro”
“This pasta tastes of cum”

“L’altro giorno ho versato dello sborro nella lattina del mio prof e quando l’ha bevuta è corso in bagno urlando”
“Yesterday I cummed in my professor’s can and when he has drunk it, he went to the bathroom screaming”

by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018

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