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Spamscription

SPAM about a common subject that arrives in your mailbox with uncanny regularity.
Yay, I just received issue #42 of my Vie Aggro Spamscription!
by Texas Doom November 1, 2008
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Subscriptionize

In recent years businesses are increasingly trying to switch business models towards recurring revenue, even if precedence indicates that specific business models would be paid as a one-off or usage-based over time. As opposed to a month on month basis.

"Subscribtionize" or "subscribtionise" is the verb used to describe a business factor that could/should/would be turning into a subscription-based model to increase the viability of a business model.
Statement: Our graphics department is turning into a sweatshop. We should consider subscriptionizing it so that clients pay $499/month, instead of paying pr delivery. This will increase our MMR and will lock clients in the long term.

Reaction: I don't think we can Subscriptionize it, as clients would exploit a flat payment!
by Kasperfriday October 27, 2020
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Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.
by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017
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cancel her/his subscription

She screwed who!? Oh, hell no...I'm cancelling her subscription.
by UA August 27, 2004
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suscriptions

When someone with suspicious motives subscribes to your blog/twitter. Derived from two words; suspicious and subscription.
"I keep getting flooded with millions of suscriptions."
by waxa April 20, 2009
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subscriptophobia

Subscriptophobia - The fear of subscription cards that fall out of magazines.
I would love to read more magazines, but I have severe subscriptophobia.
by Vildachaya October 5, 2013
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Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.
“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”
by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021
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