Spamscription

SPAM about a common subject that arrives in your mailbox with uncanny regularity.

Yay, I just received issue #42 of my Vie Aggro Spamscription!

by Texas Doom November 1, 2008

Subscriptionize

In recent years businesses are increasingly trying to switch business models towards recurring revenue, even if precedence indicates that specific business models would be paid as a one-off or usage-based over time. As opposed to a month on month basis.

"Subscribtionize" or "subscribtionise" is the verb used to describe a business factor that could/should/would be turning into a subscription-based model to increase the viability of a business model.

Statement: Our graphics department is turning into a sweatshop. We should consider subscriptionizing it so that clients pay $499/month, instead of paying pr delivery. This will increase our MMR and will lock clients in the long term.

Reaction: I don't think we can Subscriptionize it, as clients would exploit a flat payment!

by Kasperfriday October 27, 2020

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

cancel her/his subscription

To end a relationship.

She screwed who!? Oh, hell no...I'm cancelling her subscription.

by UA August 27, 2004

suscriptions

When someone with suspicious motives subscribes to your blog/twitter. Derived from two words; suspicious and subscription.

"I keep getting flooded with millions of suscriptions."

by waxa April 20, 2009

subscriptophobia

Subscriptophobia - The fear of subscription cards that fall out of magazines.

I would love to read more magazines, but I have severe subscriptophobia.

by Vildachaya October 5, 2013

Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.

“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”

by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021