saucepanitis

The resulting loss or impairment of hearing after being struck around the head with a saucepan

My poor father-in-law has been suffering from saucepanitis for several years now.

by rumbanana April 26, 2011

Saucetacular

A retard. Usually can be found in hip hop sites or youtube videos in the comments. If you see a comment that has words misspelled, is sloppy, has words missing, uses the incorrect form of words (they're instead of there, your instead of you're), has words like 'people' abbreviated to 'ppl', seems very agitated, seems like it was written by a 12 year old and just all around makes no sense to a normal person of average intelligence, it's probably Saucetacular. Saucetacular's also like to say quite outlandish things, things that are so obviously untrue and so far removed from reality, but we people somehow always fall for it and get triggered by his ignorant statements. Researchers are still trying to figure out if Saucetacular is just a really bad troll or if he actually believes the things he writes. Oh yeah, and Saucetacular's also pretend to be black and hate white people, but they are really white.

1.
Saucetacular: Kodak n Youngboy r way better then 2Pac Jcole n Nas n u wud agree but ur white n u dont no hood sht. White ppl dont no anything smh white ppl u shud be ashamed ov urself 4 thinking Jcole n Logic r good their not good only too white ppl because ur whitewashed n don't no what ur talkin bout.

2.
Bob: Man...did you see that really retarded ass comment on yahoo answers in the rap section? It had words misspelled and everything, it made no sense, it looked like it was written by a fifth grader!
Dan: Oh...I bet it was Saucetacular.
Bob: Well whoever it was, he was a major idiot. This guy was trying to say something about how Kodak Black and some other no name rapper who nobody cares about is better than Nas and KRS-One, at first I thought he was trolling but dude actually seemed serious about what he was saying. I was going to make fun of him but I actually felt bad for him.
Dan: Wait he said Kodak was better than Nas? Yeah it was definitely Saucetacular.

by Icy Wyte June 29, 2022

saucejacking

The act of using a sauce or other such condiment just before passing it to the person who has requested it. The highjacking of said sauce en route to its destination.

"Dave, could you pass me the gravy please?"
"Of course, my dear."
Dave picks up the gravy boat, but pours some onto his plate first
"Oi, you cheeky fucker! Stop saucejacking and pass it here right now!"

by GeoMcBeak January 4, 2018

sauceback

Any of a superclass of dinosaur-like aliens from the fictional planet Sagan 4, which got their name for their original appearance which looked as though they had sauce dribbled on their backs.

Saucebacks are just dinosaur clones, how weird could their anatomy be?

by Disgustedorite October 15, 2023

Saucepan'd

To get owned either by rockets or lightning gun to which makes you cry like a little bitch and c:/del quake.

How'd you do in the game?? I GOT SAUCEPAN'D!!! FUCK!!

by thatguy647f October 19, 2009

kentucky saucepan

when you're jerking so hard that when you cum, it goes into your belly button

last night, I was going so hard that I had a Kentucky saucepan

by hindubastardface May 11, 2016

Swiss saucepan

When a group of 9 people stand in a circle and cum on a person who is crouched

Yo dude you gotta watch this porn it has a Swiss saucepan at the end.

by Swiss saucepan March 11, 2019